What’s so great about hunting animals?
Do you know? Do you hunt? Kill for fun?
Maybe it’s the thrill of the chase. Or the enjoyment of watching your prey drop like a fly as the bullet penetrates their skull. Sounds like a nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Everyone has their reasons. This post isn’t an attack, and it’s not about questioning anyone’s ethics. The last paragraph was just another one of my not so funny jokes.
I just want to open up your eyes to an alternative: something you will find much more enjoyable.
Hunting lucid dream style
Hunting inside a lucid dream can take your experience to a whole new level. No more are you limited by laws, location, and all that crap that gets in the way. Little things like getting eaten to death by a crocodile.
You only live in one place. That must suck. It means you hunt in the same boring place all the time. Anything special costs thousands of dollars and you have to jump on a place. You don’t need to anymore.
Now you can hunt anywhere. The barren wilderness of Alaska. The deep jungles of the Amazon. Even in the middle of your home town. Killer bears? They’re walking down the street. Your dream; your rules.
Just go through a dream door and you’re there is 2 seconds. When you’re finished you’ll wake up in bed. How’s that for a hobby? There’s not much hobbies you can do naked. Especially hunting. Unless you’re from ‘there.’
It doesn’t need to be on Earth
Who want’s to waste a lucid dream doing normal earthy stuff? Not when you have access to the whole dream world, which by the way is infinite, or at least I haven’t found the end yet.
Now you can hunt wild two-headed saber-tooth tigers through the deep hidden forests of Claberstorm in the outer reaches of the galaxy.
I know; that one sucked too. The dream world blows your mind. It’s hard for me to put it into words. If you’ve seen it you can back me up. Just know it’s like nothing you have ever seen before.
You’ll be surprised by the worlds your subconscious mind can create. It’s easy to decide where you want to go, but the real beauty is the surprise when you get there. It’s never exactly as you’d imagined. It’s always better.
Taking it up ten notches
As you might have guessed, you don’t need to hunt normal animals. What’s the big deal with shooting a defenseless deer. It’s not like they can fight back. Killing an elephant doesn’t make you cool.
You can hunt much more interesting things in a lucid dream without killing defenseless animals – Click To Tweet to GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons, who likes to kill elephants.
In lucid dreams anything is possible. Any imaginary animal, monster, or enemy being can be chased, stalked, or fought. Fight something that fights back. Something that will attack you, or hunt you. Try to survive.
Fight for your life on an alien planet when something wants you dead.
That’s exciting. And that’s what’s possible through lucid dreaming.
Aren’t you bored of shotguns yet?
Who still hunts with a puny little shotgun? How can that be fun? One shot — BANG! — then you go and collect your kill. Where’s the skill in that?
You decide what you want to use. Your hands; big rocket launchers. Hell, you could even shoot green fireballs out of your nipples or bolts of lightning from your ass. Whatever tickles your fancy.
This is what I’m trying to say
You don’t need to hunt living creatures. You don’t need to kill anything. If you only hunt for something fun to do in your spare time, there’s nothing wrong with doing it in bed every night.
But lucid dreaming is about more than your normal hunting. It’s about making it better. Much more exciting. Taking it to a new level. Maybe if you learn to hunt in your lucid dreams it will satisfy your hunger and you won’t need to kill for real. You might even gain some karma points.
It’s worth a try, and I think you’ll enjoy it a lot more. To anyone else: I wouldn’t advise trying it. This is purely for the people who enjoy hunting and I’m offering them an alternative.
What about humans?
Before anyone asks: if you’re looking to satisfy your lust for human blood I think you need a lot more than lucid dreaming. Go get help.
Obviously there are exceptions. If you’re playing out some kind of adventure and you’re Jason Bourne or James Bond, you can kill the bad guys quite happily. It’s just part of the game.
It’s a lot different to killing people to get your frustrations out. Don’t do anything in a lucid dream you wouldn’t do in real life. It’s one of the rules. And that includes killing your boss, even if they are a pain in the ass.